The Skunkwurx Legal Protocol for mass tort intake: filter out compounded drugs and "nausea only" cases before they waste attorney time.
We deploy AI screening + human verification to deliver MDL-ready case packets — not raw leads.
Why traditional lead generation is destroying your mass tort ROI
60–70% of leads claiming "Ozempic injury" actually used compounded semaglutide from med spas and online clinics.
→ These cases have zero MDL value.
But your intake team doesn't discover this until deep into a screen.
Most claimants experienced temporary nausea — a known, labeled side effect.
→ Without gastroparesis diagnosis, there's no case.
Your staff spends hours qualifying people who will never meet MDL criteria.
Built to eliminate noise early, enforce strict MDL criteria, and deliver verified case packets — not raw leads.
3-question digital filter (seconds) that kills junk before any human interaction. Brand check, injury severity check, hospitalization check.
AI voice agent programmed as a senior paralegal. Empathetic tone, strict criteria. Extracts facility names, doctor names, dates, pharmacy details.
Human-in-the-loop review of uploaded Rx photos and discharge papers. Only cases with visual proof are delivered onward.
Kill unqualified leads in 30 seconds — before they ever speak to AI or human screeners.
Your MDL criteria become automated gates — strict enforcement, zero exceptions.
AI asks detailed pharmacy questions. Mentions of 'med spa', 'online clinic', 'pink liquid', or vague compound sourcing can trigger termination or escalation.
AI confirms whether the patient has a formal gastroparesis diagnosis (e.g., Gastric Emptying Study) or is willing to undergo one. "Just nausea" cases are rejected.
AI extracts key dates and flags likely SOL issues for review. Final determinations remain under attorney supervision.
AI captures hospital name, ER visit dates, and treating physician names, and matches them against uploaded discharge papers.
Every case packet is manually reviewed for evidence quality before delivery
Qualified leads land in a staging area before reaching your case management system. Your team reviews and approves before final delivery.
We review uploaded prescription bottle photos and hospital discharge papers. Only files with clear proof of name-brand usage proceed.
We’re confident in quality — if we miss the agreed scrub threshold, you pay nothing.
A controlled pilot: 25 verified case packets delivered to your firm.
We’ll map your current intake process and show the exact packet format your attorneys receive.
Book Pilot CallShare your criteria and intake challenges. We’ll show you how the protocol reduces waste.